Too Much Coffee

These are the ways to know when you have been drinking too much coffee.
Though, I am not really sure there is such a thing.
I thought that this was funny and that I would share it.

1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
3. The only kitchen appliances you own are made by Mr. Coffee.
4. You ski uphill.
5. You get a tax cut for all the coffee you have bought.
6. You get a speeding ticket even when parked.
7. You speed walk in your sleep
8. You have a bumper sticker that says "Coffee drinkers are good in the sack."
9.  You have not blinked since the last lunar eclispe
10. You just completed a sweater and you don't know how to knit.
11. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
12. A nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
13. You sleep with you eyes open.
14. You open you dish cabinet and there are only mugs.
15. You watch videos in fast forward.
16. The only time you are standing still is during an earthquake.