Tuesday, July 12, 2011

How Dare You????? A list of "I can't believe its" that happen in my world. Ever growing as they happen.

How Dare You????? A list of "I can't believe its" that happen in my world. Ever growing as they happen.

How Dare You?????

A list of "I can't believe its" that happen in my world.

Ever growing as they happen.

About 8 months ago - Michael's former pediatrician - Michael was about 22 months old at the time. She decided to talk to me about medication for ADHD for him. She thought he was far too hyper. My response, He is 2!!! When I got home, I looked it up, and doctors cannot officially diagnose ADHA or any other behavioral disorder until a child is at least 5 years old. Besides, you would think that as a pedi she would know how 2 year olds behave. They are all rambunctious, precocious, go 90 MHP/24/7. At some point they will all make you scream!

Last month - Me & My sister, Amanda - You go to the ER at around 8am and do not let anyone in the family know it. Then you call me at around 2pm to tell me. Then you get mad at me for letting our mother know of this! I know I would want my child to let me know the other had gone to the hospital! She told me that if had been an emergency then she would have let Mom know! If it was not an emergency then you would not have gone to the Emergency Room!

Also about my sister - You do not call our father and tell him you are having a big dinner party the day before his birthday and not even bother to invite him! And then turn around and tell him that you are too busy to see him on his birthday!

Last week - Holiday parade in town - If you do not know someone or their children then you should not walk up and hand a child a handful of candy and coins! Strange lady from the crowd just put a handful of stuff in my 2 year olds hand!

The Night Before Yule

I know it is off season, but this is great!!

The Night Before Yule


Twas the eve of midwinter, and all through the coven
The Witches were cooking strange things in the oven.
There were mugwort frittatas, and dragon's-blood stew
And mescaline eggnog and mandrake fondue.
There were hot mountain oysters and road-kill paté
And spotted-owl kidneys, and wombat flambé.

The circle was cast and the herbs had been smoked
In hopes that the Goddess would soon be invoked.
When out by the hot tub arose such a clatter
I jumped on my broom to see what was the matter.

And what should I see in the blackberry thorns
But a soaking wet Goddess and eight unicorns!
"I was just sitting down with my vibrating phallus
And a good book," she muttered, "You bitches are callous.
I came when you called, over all my objections,
And got lost in the woods -- you give lousy directions.
You turkeys invoked me, now look at my dress
My period's late and I've got PMS."
She cursed as she muttered; she looked like a wreck
The unicorns whimpered and sat on the deck.

We gave her some weed and we got her some grub
We bought her clean towels and she soaked in the tub.
Then she rose, hot and dripping, and gave us her blessing
And jumped in her chariot, without even dressing!

"On Isis! On Eris! Oya and Astarte!
On Ishtar! Inanna! Kali and Hecate!"
We heard her exclaim as she climbed through the air
"Thank Goddess there's only eight sabbats a year!"

by Aurora Borealis Medicine Turkey 

Pagan Because...

your god requires
blood sacrifice
subjugation of women
annihilation of cities
slaughter of multitudes
unquestioned obedience
murder of his own son
destruction by flood
and as a grand finale
he plans to destroy the
world by fire
and you ask me why i am pagan?

The Witches' Voice